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Color Your Mood

Research confirms that changing your mood may be as simple as changing the colors around you. Clothing, room decors, even a small colors object like accessories or a handbag will give you benefits. For example:

Blue. Any shade can have a calming effect and creates feeling of serenity.

Green. Brings balance to your mind and smoothes out your hectic day-to-day routine.

Orange. Makes you feel more optimistic. A pick-me-up when you’re sluggish.

Red. Increases your energy level and stimulates your heart rate.

Purple. Shades of lilac and violet generate creativity

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A man called his doctor

A man called his doctor and said, “Doctor, I think that my wife has come down with a case of laryngitis.” “Bring her into the office, then” the doctor said, “and I’ll see what I can do to treat the condition.” “Actually, I was hoping you could tell me how to prolong it.”

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Happy Lohri

Every year, people celebrating Lohri consistently sends warm Lohri greetings to all friends and relatives. Apart from fun, Lohri celebrations also validate the uniqueness of each relationship and is a special occasion to celebrate one more year of a precious life. Lohri is a good time to gather together close family and friends for a special celebration. Traditional way of conveying Lohri greetings is either sweet delicacies or new clothes. But with changing times, the nature of the Lohri greetings has also changed tremendously.

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Im not crazy

Am I crazy because I hear voices...

Or, are you because you can't?

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Friendship

Friendship between women: A woman doesn’t come home one night. The next day she tells her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house.

The husband calls his wife's 10 best friends. None of them know anything about it.

Friendship between men: A man doesn’t come home one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had slept over at a friend’s house. The wife calls her husband's 10 best men friends. Eight of them confirm that he had slept over, and two claim that he was still there.

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Running for Love

If every step I ran was a resemblance of how much I love you I would be running forever.

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I'll light a candle for you.

A couple, desperate to conceive a child, went to their priest and asked him to pray for them. "I'm going on a sabbatical to Rome," he replied, "and while I'm there, I'll light a candle for you."

When the priest returned three years later, he went to the couple's house and found the wife pregnant, busily attending to two sets of twins. Elated, the priest asked her where her husband was so that he could congratulate him.

"He's gone to Rome, to blow that candle out" came the harried reply.

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WHY TO DOUBT

Judging from the history of mankind, we should remember that when we disagree with another on an important point, the chances are that both of us are wrong.

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What he was doing at the pub last night ?

A man got really drunk one night in his local pub. The barman refused to serve him any more alcohol and told him he should be heading home. The man thought this was a good idea so he stood up to leave but fell over straight away. He tried to stand up again but only fell over again. He thought if only he could get outside and get some fresh air he'd be grand. So he crawled outside then tried to stand up and fell over again. In the end after falling over lots more he decided to crawl home.

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Q & A

Q. Why did the golfer bring an extra pear of pants when he went golfing?

A. In case he got a "hole in one".