A man once visited a temple under construction where he saw a sculptor making an idol of God.

Suddenly he noticed a similar idol lying nearby. Surprised, he asked the sculptor, "Do you need two statues of the same idol?"

"No," said the sculptor without looking up, "We need only one, but the first one got damaged at the last stage."

The gentleman examined the idol and found no apparent damage. "Where is the damage?" he asked.

"There is a scratch on the nose of the idol." said the sculptor, still busy with his work.

Did you know that there is a system in our constitution, as per the 1969 act, in section " 49-O" that a person can go to the polling booth, confirm his identity, get his finger marked and convey the presiding election officer that he doesn't want to vote anyone!

Yes such a feature is available, but obviously these leaders have never
disclosed it.
This is called "49-O".

A 21 year old guy, he used to wear a pair of contact lenses, during a barbecue party.
While, barbecuing he stared at the fire charcoals continuously for 2-3 minutes. After a few minutes,
he started to scream for help and moved rapidly, jumping up and down. No one in the
party knew why he was doing this ? Then he admitted into the Hospital, the doctor
said he'll be blind permanently because of the contact lenses that he had worn.
Contact lenses are made by plastics, and the heat from the charcoal melted his contact lenses.

Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.

Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it!

Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

De-Morgan's Law,
Binomial Avenue,
United States of Matrices.

My Dear Love,

Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There I saw your cute circular face,conical nose and spherical eyes,standing in your triangular garden.

Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.
My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me.

1. Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.

2. Free your mind from worries - Most never happens.

3. Live simply and appreciate what you have.

4. Give more.

5. Expect less from people but more from God.

Love is wonder ful par
Marriage is beautiful.

Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is having a candle light dinner just the two of us no else to bother.

Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is honeymoon on that sofa everyday.

Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is having children.

Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is enjoying in bed till late night no one to disturb and no hurry because both will be there in the morning no matter what.

Love is a romantic drive.

Lord Ganesh's Big Head inspires us to think big,

Big Ears prompt us to listen patiently,

Narrow Eyes point to be concentration,

Long Nose to poke around inquisitively to learn more,

Small Mouth to speak less.

Happy Ganesh Chaturdhi

It was the day of my son's XII results and I was so tensed. I sat beside
him while he logged on the website with his registration no. "Ma", he
screamed in excitement, "I scored 1191, with centum in 4 subjects." I
can't believe it. "I kind of became numb in my excitement. My eyes
became wet. I kissed him on his forehead and smiled."

Soon we realized that he stood first in the state. Oh, my joy knew no
bounds when Reporters and media persons soon swamped my house for
interviews and photos. I was so honored to join him in the snaps.

A rich Arab was admitted to the Lilavati Hospital in Mumbai for a heart
transplant. Prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to store his blood
type in case need arose. As the Arab had a rare type of blood, it couldn't
be found locally. So the call went out to a number of countries. Finally a
Gujarati was located who had a similar type of blood. The Gujarati
willingly donated his blood for the Arab.

After the surgery, the Arab sent the Gujarati in gratitude a new Toyota
Prado, diamonds, Lapiz Lazuri jewellery and US$100,000.