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Dear STAFF ,
Please be advised that these are NEW rules and regulations implemented to
raise the efficiency of our firm.
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1) TRANSPORTATION:
It is advised that you come to work driving a car according to your salary.

a) If we see you driving a Honda, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise.

1. Symptom: Cold and humid feet.
Cause : Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the drink on your feet).
Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward

2. Symptom : The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause : You're lying on the floor.
Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.

3. Symptom : The floor looks blurry.
Cause : You're looking through an empty glass.
Cure: Quickly refill with your favorite beverage.

4. Symptom : The floor is moving.
Cause : You're being dragged away.
Cure: At least ask where they're taking you.

Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for Rs10.

Shaadi ke pehle - Agar Tum Na Hote
Shaadi ke baad - Agar Tum Na Hote

Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya
Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya?

Shaadi ke pehle - Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
Shaadi ke baad - Kuch Nahi Hota Hai

Shaadi ke pehle - Dil To Pagal Hai
Shaadi ke baad - Dil To Pagal Tha

Shaadi ke pehle - Ek Duje Ke Liye
Shaadi ke baad - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye

Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge
Shaadi ke baad - Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge

Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi
Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi

Shaadi ke pehle - Kuwara Baap
Shaadi ke baad - Bechara Baap

So I decided that I'd ask her to marry me.
Or ask her if she would marry me.
Or say that I wanted to spend the rest of my life with her.
Or tell her I loved her, and that I wanted her to be with me forever.
Or give her a ring -- a big, huge diamond ring. Or just get down on my knees and let my eyes say it all.

Well, I had reached a decision. What exactly I was going to do about it, I didn't know -- at least not yet.

Pu La Deshpande. Not only did he live an enriched life full of experiences, but also brought smiles on the faces of millions of Maharashtrians. Pu La Deshpande's life was a grand celebration. Paying tribute to his life is The 13 day festival called Pulotsav 2008, the art festival organised by AashaySanskritik. The festival takes off on January 30 where queen of melodies Lata Mangeshkar will get the prestigious Pula smriti sanmani at Ganesh Kala Krida Manch. In its fifth year, the concert will host a number of events including drama, music, art and films.

Celebrating the spirit of democracy amongst the youth Lokayat, along with other activist groups and NGOs of Pune, have come up with a society called Lokashihi Utsav Samiti. This society is organising a five-day democracy festival in Pune from January 26 to 30, that will hold five cultural programmes organised on January 26, 28 and 30, where accomplished artistes like Mallika Sarabhai and Jaysi and Pranabh Mukherjee will perform. January 26 will see the musical satire play by Jaysi and Pranabh Mukherjee Girija ke sapne and a gazal programme by Ustad Sajjad Hussain Khan.