BILL GATES organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for
Microsoft Europe.

5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Kantibhai
Shah.

Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave.
2000 people leave the room.

Kantibhai says to himself, ‘I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose
if I stay. I’ll give it a try’

Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100
people may leave.
2000 people leave the room.

Woman parked her brand-new Lexus in front of her office ready to show it off to her colleagues. As she got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore off the door on the driver's side.The woman immediately grabbed her cell phone, dialed 911,and within minutes a policeman pulled up. Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the woman started screaming hysterically.

Man - I need poison
Chemist - Sorry Sir, I cannot sell you that
Man shows his wife's photo
Chemist - Sorry sir, I didnt know you had a prescription.

If you want something which you never had
Then do something which you never did.

War does not determine who is right - only who is left

A sunset here is a sunrise on the other end of the world.
Never give up coz what appears to be end may actually be a new beginning.

1. Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
2. Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
3. There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
4. The average person’s left hand does 56% of the typing.
5. A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
6. There are more chickens than people in the world.
7. 2/3 of the world’s eggplant is grown in New Jersey.
8. The longest one-syllable word in the English language is “screeched.”
9. On a Canadian two-dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building
10. is an American flag.

Patron: Waiter!

Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem?

Patron: There's a fly in my soup!

Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time.

Patron: No, it's still there.

Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're using the soup; try eating it with a fork instead.

Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.

Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl are you using?

Patron: A SOUP bowl!

Once a man married to a city girl and there was a huge age difference
between them and they were not what one would call a perfect couple.
They were merely stretching their marriage with no real romance in between them.
They were two very different people. There was a reality dance show
called XXXXX - which was the main backdrop of their life story. The show was on

Know that every right thing you do - every good word you say - every positive thought you think - has good effect.

Treat people as if they were what they ought to be and you will help them become what they are capable of becoming.
Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

There is only one reason
We have followed God into this world:
To encourage laughter, freedom, dance
And love.

Hafiz

Several sites in Mumbai, India's financial capital, were hit Wednesday night by a wave of terror attacks, reportedly aimed at Americans and Britons, that left dozens dead and potentially hundreds injured as Indian forces battled with terrorist gunmen to free hostages from two luxury hotels.

Several staff members were killed at the Taj Mahal hotel, and India's NDTV reported Thursday morning that gunfire still was erupting as part of an ongoing "desperate hostage situation" there, with three or four terrorists inside. Earlier, some of the hostages were rescued when a fire broke out.