Solve this when you are a lil bit relaxed.....!!

A hen and her 3 little chickens were trying to cross a busy highway.
After great efforts they all managed to cross it. One of the little ones yells out happily-"Wow....after so much efforts, all 5 of us managed to cross"....

Qn. Why does the little one say "all 5 of us" ????

Think a little bit ....... Its easy !

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Nav VARSHA, Navin ASHA, Navin SWAPNA-Na Navya DISHA, Navin AKANSA, Navin CHATENA.
Gudi Padvyachaya Hardik Shubhecha.
Navin varsha sukh SAMRUDDHI che javo

Finance minister P. Chidambaram has approved a Bill which comes into effect
on 01.04.2009 and it states that all Privately Held companies need to give
a minimum salary increment of 15% to all employees every six months.

This comes as a relief to petitioners appealing against the growing work
hours in the Privately Held organizations and which do not have a proper
system to check overtime.

The bill also mentions that all employees be provided 20 days of casual
leave every year.

"Nothing is impossible, if your heart is willing"

Get rid of the word impossible from your dictionary and you will succeed.

A newly wed girl was being welcomed at the husband's home in a traditional manner.
She was asked to give a little speech. She addressed as follows:

'My dear family members, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and family',

she said 'Firstly, with my presence I would not want to create any inconveniences by my being here. I mean that I don't want you all to change your way of life, your routine.'
'What do you mean my child?' asked the patriarch of the family.
What I mean dad is:

Those who used to wash dishes must carry on washing them.

Har khushi Hai Logon Ke Daman Mein,
Par Ek Hansi Ke Liye Waqt Nahi...
Din Raat Daudti Duniya Mein,
Zindagi Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Maa Ki Loree Ka Ehsaas To Hai,
Par Maa Ko Maa Kehne Ka Waqt Nahi.
Saare Rishton Ko To Hum Maar Chuke,
Ab Unhe Dafnane Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.

Saare Naam Mobile Mein Hain,
Par Dosti Ke Lye Waqt Nahi.
Gairon Ki Kya Baat Karen,
Jab Apno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Aankhon Me Hai Neend Badee,
Par Sone Ka Waqt Nahi.
Dil Hai Ghamon Se Bhara Hua,
Par Rone Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi . ( 100% fact)

Paison ki Daud Me Aise Daude,
Ki Thakne ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.

By Name

Does your name begin with: A?
U are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You
mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no
patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to
be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up-front person. You
often don't get hints & you never pass any. Brains turn you on.. You must
feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating; otherwise you will

By Name

Does your name begin with: A?
U are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You
mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no
patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to
be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up-front person. You
often don't get hints & you never pass any. Brains turn you on.. You must
feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating; otherwise you will

Standing By U My Freind.........

Standing by,
All the way.
Here to help you through your day.

Holding you up,
When you are weak,
Helping you find what it is you seek.

Catching your tears,
When you cry.
Pulling you through when the tide is high.

Just being there,
Through thick and thin,
All just to say, you are my friend.